i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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