Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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