I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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