I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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