That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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