Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just want to make out with him forever
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
