the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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