he puts the penis in happiness.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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