That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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