Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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