Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Holy shit dude........stairs
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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