you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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