ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
