I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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