You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Randomize
