What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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