so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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