I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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