okay pat passed out under dana's car
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
now i know why i became what i already was.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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