Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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