why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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