shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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