Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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