I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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