So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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