i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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