I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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