addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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