and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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