as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
