he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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