the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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