Dual....:-)
youre lurking in front of me
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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