So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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