I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's no shave November. This is our time.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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