hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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