Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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