do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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