Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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