We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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