so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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