8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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