I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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