She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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