I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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