when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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