I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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