Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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