Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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