Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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