Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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