Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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