It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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