Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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