do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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