i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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